‘Modern Family’ Recap: Phil on Wire

S03E03: Modern Family do not differ much when it comes to their land. It seems a wheel subject to apply for each household. Alex Haley. Mitch tries to calm a hysterical action. Jay stubborn to talk to an emphatic Gloria. But if they combine all these stupid stories to one another to actually do something significant, we can often achieve a result very rewarding television. Cam decides, in a veiled attempt to impress Mitchell (and his staff in a house according to Mitchell next boss) to lose weight. His method of doing this. These concerns fasting Mitchell that diets Cam untreated (or any strenuous physical activity) well. Mitchell try to help them find, on the fast track as well, but things go disastrously for him. After a long battle with the government, he loses a hungry Mitchell to the house of his boss (so he was afraid would Cam), only to completely alienate all of its employees. But it's a sweet moment, because it makes Cam, the great efforts Mitchell went to support him is when Cam says he has a plan for Mitchell. "I'm sitting alone [noon] by choice." – Alex "The school of their choice." – Haley "Is not that your nickname?" – Alex "Haley, be nice with your sister. Alex … Save good "-. Claire and Alex Haley have chemistry sister (chemsistry, perhaps no no?), So almost any act of their relationship, especially if you are in tap water with a bit of emotion running somewhere along the line is a victory. Haley is angry and the fact that Alex has been pushed up in their math class (perhaps because Alex has advanced scientifically, and Haley is just the opposite) move. Claire, as always, determined to get girls, friends, insists that the civil and get along. Of course they do not. Alex Haley is humiliated by social ambition and incompetence of the class, while Alex Haley sits down with stupidity. But the girls quickly learn that they help each other. When Alex Haley gives them with their homework and test answers Alex Haley will join the popular clique (I wish there was a way to express that I do not look like my father gave me a conference). The returns, of course, when the two get caught cheating, to the chagrin of Claire. Claire has her own problems, all the time, with an unwavering school security guard, who has some questions about their parking too long in the loading area. Claire feels when she finally had enough of this woman, her mouth wide, they insult, have always chained with handcuffs. It does not seem much point in this story will be. It does not apply to the central theme to connect at all and no real consequences never occurred, but Claire is thrilled to not want to play. "Is it a cookie for the people?" – Manny "You're good." – Jay "I Could a definitive yes or no? Because the cupcakes really a number to me. "- Manny Remember the dog that was Jay Guilted the adoption of last season? Now it has its own website now. It seems that Jay has really warmed to her, to the point of weakness (there is a very big reminder of the last episode of "When Good Children Go Bad", the cam is softening as Lily-Lily was next to a Cam shower, while he was in the shower imitated, so Jay was with the dog, Stella). Gloria turns with it. She claims that she is irritated that the dog was chewing her shoes, but in reality she is jealous. It comes at the end of the episode, after the Gloria will be (to cause to the point of chewing on a Jay-shoes for the dog, in an effort to turn against Jay Stella) quickly leads to madness. Gloria calls in Colombia, women always come before dogs. It should be, is a kind of bittersweet ending-talk funny in nature, but we never really see the two reconciled properly, but a quick excerpt from Jay Gloria is more sensitive to feelings in a closing montage. "If I have a nickel for every time I threw up in school, you know how much money do I have?" – Phil "Thirty-five cents?" – Luke "Exactly." – Phil Phil, has now decided to rope. He sees he does on TV (again) and have mastered the craft. This is the kind of super-minimalist story that has been done to Phil. He is possessed by something as stupid as tightrope walking (on his front lawn) and place attention on something else in the entire episode, including his son, who has eaten too much candy Mitchell free his uncle . There is another very simple act, controlled by the trap. It's not big shock that Phil and Luke would be the main source of comedy in an episode of Modern Family to be, but it is interesting to consider that, while the rest of the family with problems of a complex relationship to edit The two desires are easily satisfied with simple temporary basis. But it works. You really have to bring them all home. If a surprise Claire drives home the girls director's office, she sees Lukas applaud Phil, who in the middle of his walk tightrope first success on the pitch. Claire will be affected by this, and rejoice with her three children from their father. Modern Family force at play here: it feeds the idea of ​​the family. It celebrates three very different siblings very dysfunctional all the roots be mad attempt of his father to himself that he does something special. It celebrates two men emotionally unbalanced tried desperately to each other, how they love to be proven. And he celebrates a stubborn man with his wife makes himself as one who really needs to see. And it's not cheesy, because the end of the sequence must admit Phil, how he is blind, all posts made meaningful by members of his family. He wanted just a matter of balance. Very sweet, very funny episode.

The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen: 7 Things to Know

If you missed it, the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen was quite full of what we expected: a surplus of jokes about drugs, prostitutes, Two and a Half Men Sheen and losing her children. However, there were some particularly notable aspects of the night, in the memory stick (though perhaps not the memory of Charlie Sheen, what's left). Here's what took us to the show as expected: the ups and downs of Charlie and his motley crew of roasters.1. Steve-O is trying too hard to be quiet, only BadassThe memorable things about Steve-O last night was a bad joke to him, Ryan Dunn, directed by Amy Schumer, and two (must stay in the game) tried his own nose broken by Mike Tyson at full speed in his fist. The first time he did, about half of the special, he kind of missed and grazed the shoulder of Tyson. At this point, as many of us, Steve-O to the size of an idiot than he ever will. It was not just as ruthlessly and without understanding, it was not even good, it is no more. But then, during the end credits, he felt the need to redeem himself, he tried again. And this time he broke his nose and blood all gushery. But instead of applause, he was impressed and worried looks of the other roasters. 2nd Jeff Ross Jeff Ross makes a better roast roast Comedy Central is a device-and that's a pretty good thing. While the roast is often suffer from such things as repetition, lack of order and humor Parish, Ross is generally a feature relatively funny. Despite his costume, which we will never completely stop, frustrated, Ross equipment is usually in the upper floor, and last night was no different. 3rd Mike Tyson is a manic, it's old news. But Mike Tyson commanded much attention last night. First of all, he screeched and laughed and thrown into inconsistencies irrelevant any other roasters had the microphone. He even tried to bring Shatner into one, was to "return to" Amy Schumer tried (I'm shocked how many times it is in this article) for the jokes she made about two of them William Shatner, just leave his folly, to play Tyson had forgotten what was happening. After Tyson in the witness box, there was an explosion of mental chaos: It started with a few jokes, but eventually transferred to a screaming mass of laurels "poetry" and references to his own early days as a boxer and an icon. To say the least, it is strange … Anthony is a fourth person Jeselnik Jeselnik Anthony is a writer and humorist, whose first album was released the comedy of Shakespeare a year ago tomorrow. Last night was teased by his more famous co Jeselnik roaster-Tyson, Jon Lovitz and William Shatner (and somewhat famous for his co-roaster Patrice O'Neal, Kate Walsh and Ross) for its lack of notoriety. However, it was probably the best performance on the night Jeselnik in delivery and quality of writing. 5th William Shatner speaks of himself in a position Shatner, although a little more on the ball-, Sheen was in a battle of narcissism take each day. Most of his set was self-directed jokes. He compared himself to the unflattering for both parties to Charlie. And because it is William Shatner, he was cheered continuously. But that's just one of those things that we all come to accept .6. Everyone seems really Charlie Sheen now, as it is in the tradition of most roasts, for any reason to spend more time trying to make fun of other roasters that mocking the very theme of the evening. With a handful of roasters Sheen, they offered no more than a few jokes on him, but then spent much time saying how much they really love and appreciate. This is the type of degree you really need to be fixed after a bit difficult to repair any hard feelings. If that's the point of ridicule is almost entirely stops the roast a roast. But again, was a large part of the year 2011 … Sheen Roast I think the night was just to calm him, he is loved. 7th Charlie Sheen Got His brain back … more or less as with all roasted, finished the night with Sheen at the microphone. Well, the last "new revelation" of Sheen to debate with his former behavior, and to speak publicly on talk shows and Emmys for his wishes melting Two and a Half Men and crew if was not so surprising was how could. However, it was to see something interesting and impressive, Sheen complained jokingly, what he did. The highlight of his speech was when he started his love for his family expressed and explained that he appreciated above all else. However, the end of his speech was a kind of regression. Although he probably just wanted to go with a bang, it channels some of his narcissism and stupidity old to get some applause, and then close the night. So close, Sheen. So close.

Bravo Has Picked Three New NYC Housewives

Entered as Cindy Barshop the cast of The Real Housewives of New York City, the housewives were more understandable kind of mean and ensured that they understood that there is a strict "hierarchy" in force, and stated that they expect not, enter the group and now all respects. Finally, women began to be nice to her, but she was still the occasional struggle over who was there first and what is an appropriate time to have breakfast with friends, whether it's a weekday. But since Congratulations brings three new women for the fifth season of the show instead of one (and there is safety in groups), which means, Ramona Singer, LuAnn de Lesseps and Sonja Morgan will not be in the majority is not so maybe they will not have the opportunity for newcomers as well as torture, torture as Cindy. Maybe the veterans have no choice but to dedicate the new fast women only in the group and call it Champagne Supernova and just happen to him. But all this depends on who will be the new women's movement, and when the New York Daily News is correct, the new household more than capable of round the group.NYDN says Bravo, the three newcomers Carole Radziwill (left ), Heather Thompson and Aviva are harvesters. Radziwill used to be an ABC News producer, and she married the nephew of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. Thompson is a fashion designer who Yummie Tummie (a shapewear line) is created, and has two children. And Drescher is what is known as "Wall Street" the woman, the only title that, like the pogs in that it is something that is expected to dominate completely party.As, Bravo did not comment rumors affected. But maybe we do not even know anything until the first episode and we see movement very sexy head tilt they matched with their rate of introduction (which certainly like to "Wall Street? More like My Street "and" The Kennedys are dead .. but I'm not sure "Yes, this replacement will not be so bad after all Source: NYDN

Cam Is a Clingy Dad To New Baby Lily in ‘Modern Family’ Season Premiere Clip

Now, Modern Family Emmys enough to abut the gold standard, and start the economy (do it, Phil … we all need iPads), it can return to the release of new promos for their upcoming third season . The clip below features Cameron (Eric Stonestreet) and character that we are required to learn, to know much better this season, Mitchell and his adopted daughter Lily, now played by Emmons Aubrey Anderson. Lily the baby was pretty funny, Lily the child up the ante on their participation and Cam Mitchell (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) antics.Below receive, take a quick look of what Cam, and Lily will have to make this season. Cam (against all odds) we become sticky pampering parents, unable to let go of her daughter, even for a second. This beautiful Modern Family comes in. It is a very real situation sincere than its share of comedy and sadness is, although we may expect an extra dose of former.Modern The family returns to ABC this Wednesday , September 21, 21:00 ET clock. Source: AOLTV

‘Hawaii Five-0’ Recap: Ha’i’ole

S2E1: final last season of Hawaii Five-0 dropped some big bombs, but they pale in comparison to season 2 began on Monday night premiere.Things conventional and predictable enough: A week after the chaos to the Governor Jameson mansion, McGarrett is in jail, what appeared to be its role in the murder, Danny is a civilian unemployed, Kelly was promoted to lieutenant, and Kono was exposed. We know McGarett will burst, but how? He answers this question in a short time, but it is one of the forms – not the train-down-the-pants variety – from a fellow inmate that he did not so much (for good reason). With the ambulance following escapes Hawaii Five-0 is temporarily The Fugitive, from all of the now defunct Five-0 Task Force are trying to prove innocence and guilt followed McGarett Wo Fat. Finally, in the form of a tape hidden-cam pictures, at least the first is true, and the band is back together for a long last.All looks good, and then … above the bomb to fall: (! SPOILER ALERT) Wo Fat, was a correction officer, the prisoner, who was stabbed to death before killing McGarrett and who may have experienced significant information about his father. And who is waiting to Wo Fat in his car trip? Jenna Kaye. Dun Dun-dun. Book it, Danno! If you can … TOP FIVE MOMENTS episode1 tonight. The end! The second assembly that the show began with a password alum Terry O'Quinn (John plays McGarrett former Navy SEAL buddy to help here!) 0.3. This quote from the man above: "We were together, he saved my ass more often as Id like to remember I'm here to return the favor …" 4 Kono, ranked in the trunk of a car jumps high to take pictures, as Ken Jeong in The Hangover, but with a little more a little more locked badassery.5. This quote from the always comic relief to Dr. Bergman ". Yoda is not technically telepathic abilities "

AMC Picks ‘Walking Dead’ Talk Show ‘Talking Dead’

Finally, we have a show on AMC, which helps us discussThe Walking Dead, when it's over. Or rather, we have a show on AMC that interrupts our conversation with real people, like friends or roommates or my dog ​​sitting there listening, even if he has no idea what a zombie or select why should I talk to him about it but I digress. On October 16, immediately after the addition of the presentation of 90 minutes of walking Dead Premiere Talk with host Chris Hardwick Nerdist the podcast and the host of The Walking Dead panel at San Diego Comic-Con, takes its first shipment of breath. "Living water cooler" show, fans are tweeter to allow text, comment and send pigeons (well, probably they do not accept birds Scrolls Messenger) for people to go to the show interactive conversations with a death walking aid artists and writers and other "TV fans", which is a much more pleasant than the old "couch potatoes". It is essentially a version of the watch AMC Congratulations you live, hosted by Andy Cohen, a number that allows us to better understand what is going on in the series is using real Housewives Happens. Once the box for a series as beloved and unique as The Walking Dead is really a very interesting concept, it is more expensive to produce, so AMC support their high production costs, low profits suffer from budgetary constraints . And the addition of the self-proclaimed mega-nerd, Hardwick, is a match made in heaven. She knows that he has spent, because that's the guy that Frank Darabont lets shoot him in the face to get an appointment on the role as a zombie horror series, said. Will you watch Talking dead Source: Deadline for Joel McHale, via Twitter

Listen: ‘Glee’ Goes Brodway With Songs From Next Week’s ‘I Am Unicorn’

DAS is the Glee we know and love. This is the first season of magic. It's the same stuff I started off my chair in excitement, as Rachel Belt "Rain on My Parade" at Sectionals. That's why we designed and addictively power in everyday life in a season. It was not the drama, sex, soap opera madcappery. It was a pure emotion, the entry into pre-own-ness, the pure talent of all children in the Glee Club, we were to know and love and always. Season Three, so far, you go to roses.Below, we have three songs from the upcoming episode Glee, "I Am unicorn." The first is "somewhere", a duet between Rachel and her birthmother Shelby ( Idina Menzel). The second is Kurt Mastering Barbra Streisand "I'm the biggest star." And finally sing, Blaine "something from" West Side Story. "Somewhere," "I'm the biggest star" "What Lies Ahead" Source: AOLTV

Fall TV: ‘2 Broke Girls’ Pilot Review

While the two girls Broke Michael Patrick King is with the series Sex and beloved by the city, it does not share its ability to accurately describe New York. Again, SATC is Manhattan, not the "dreaded" Land Beyond the River: Brooklyn. However, the new CBS sitcom takes residence in two of the most fashionable Brooklyn: Greenpoint and Williamsburg. Succeeds, a little fly "hipster" culture of the fields and a cute sitcom that should be at home in Monday night CBS line-up. I really enjoyed broke two girls, but of course it is not perfect. First, the slave of the simple, predefined sitcom humor we see in any generic sitcom of all time. But on the positive side, the series are very bold with subtle innuendo and sexual jokes, the beautiful, the television network (barely) version of the mouth of the famous pot SATC.For Samantha Jones used to the time window However, this rather fat jokes. This may be the risk you take when you're a superpower like CBS TV. Is on the debit side, the presentation is kitsch, plus Brooklyn more like an ad as a JC Penny catalog American Apparel at time and a scene of The Warriors in others. Believe me, the subway is not so disgusting, and you can wear a leather jacket in Williamsburg, without falling – in fact, they are practically required. But it's something that will only affect picky New Yorkers like me – do not show anyone can be bored to death. Most people will probably love the constant Max SmackDown hipster Kat Dennings' offers trustifarian (google) customers who flock in their fields dinner by Arcade Fire tour dates – come on people, as everyone knows, the man Foster the new hipster band of the day. Of course, Max is a hypocrite, because her own boyfriend is a bit of a hack typically used excessively for the definition of hipster. Seriously, we need another word to describe these people, stat. Somehow, despite the appearance of spike Dennings and hypocritical way Max has a friendly native of Brooklyn. Just hope they knitcap / Coldplay contains references to a minimum. Your new partner in crime, Beth Bers "Caroline, the daughter of a tycoon ambiguous Madoff, Bernie esque who lost her trust fund when Dad caught. She works at Max's Diner, where she soon discovers she has no idea what it is forced. Clashes with the behavior of Max Caroline cartoon character difficult, but what I like about this dynamic is that neither Max nor Caroline is right – they are very different girls that have yet to understand each other . This relationship has promised, as long as they give a little less than Prada and Carolina a little more depth. One thing the show is right on the dynamics of strange waitress at a restaurant schlocky small, gentle man flirts with the old Max, they cook the Russian fields suggestive remarks to the owner, will do its best to bring more customers , customer attitudes, the show, the mark on the bottom of the tables waiting for a lifetime. Well, I will note that nobody in their right mind would wear leather boots to the knee with a heel height of waiting tables, unless they wanted to use on your feet. Remember, Miss Denning. Even with the easy jokes, the unbearably unpleasant woman Upper East Side and Max Babysits for the huge discrepancy between the real and the Brooklyn stereotyped, sterile presentation, the series is good, inducing relaxed and laughing. In my book, is exactly Broke two girls in the Monday night comedies and I see stick around for a while.

‘Weeds’ Recap: Quantitative Spatial Reasoning

S7E12: Nancy is really in trouble this time – that's exactly what you want from one end of the episode of Weeds season. While New York as the place does not seem to get any real danger in this season, the reintroduction of Heylia and the addition of Demetri finally produced something a little Dicer, give the second-last episode of the season, a suspicion of danger and urgency we have not seen the series in a while. ". I would not like women are piss off "Demetri Nancy and Silas in full contradiction this week in the first minutes of the episode, we get a series of 60 cuts of style quickly, as they struggle to steal each other's mutual contacts. Nancy loses the SEC guys when Silas name brings fear in him, but it gets old friend Silas modeling agency, which in turn takes over the concert public relations Nancy fancy new business despite the weeds Silas ignore them. Their location in the company of Doug goes well, largely thanks to Doug least one for the team to the lady sexing SEC in a closet during the session (which was expected, but only a little scary) more. Nancy's new service is by invitation only and offers models – the girls this time – the time that the high-end weed by the Town Car. It is grossly opulent and over-the-top, but something tells me, would such a service rather well. "The values ​​of 8 per cent of me." Andy Andy decides personal page on Nancy when she wants and will not be playing with Silas Silas provide 25 percent. Silas is Emma manages to bring with him saying he loves her (damn, girl, get stupid when Silas and his abs appear) and that they both want to take down her mother. This new partnership means a lot of sex and living together in their Upper East Side apartment – which is why they have already released from prison (rich parents) said. Silas go, mothers and for any reason not to accept anything less (for this reason, the authors made an excuse to be brilliant Heylia have energy in the equation). He tried to obtain supplies Demetri, even calling Nancy is an old horse, but of course, Nancy is here and is extremely impressed with Silas over-the-line of betrayal hurt. Demetri see how excited she is, and how a little silly puppy dreams a half-baked solution. When Silas Heylia speaks in New York, he began the call with indefinite military magic when all the soldiers can do it easily, I am worried for our country – and sends a bunch of Sarah Palin wearing a mask and club shake Dean Heylia and mothers fly. "You can not go to war in half." Demetri is where things go wrong. Shane completed his internship through the Wallett reunion with his son, Billy – Billy, with the threat of bodily harm if he did not. I actually start, how scary Shane Botwin? Dean Demetri guys end up in hospital and Silas is at his wit's end. He determined, Nancy spit, as they give the MILF Demetri back so they can make things told with Silas. She also discovers that she is about to Stevie and when she returned so bright, new apartments, which is nothing like New York is like apartments, Silas and Emma set the trap for the ultimate treat weeds to get our Mom. Emma said Wallett, that the only reason, turned into Nancy's house pouncy to cover their own operating Silas took his sister to the airport (with a subtle product placement for JetBlue – Airline of the evil sisters) war. There are only a small hook in all this: Silas looks like he is about to faint. We seem bratty 20-something is already in over his head. Too bad, it's the only thing that can save the mother. It looks like weeds possibly give us a season to truly excited about, as long as we keep things from Messier in a while. And from the number of weapons in the preview coming weeks, chances are good that we are heading for a serious cliffhanger.

Rainn Wilson Wasn’t Happy About Steve Carell’s Emmy Loss

Steve Carell would win the Best Actor in a Comedy Series have had Sunday night, but upset his office co-star Rainn Wilson, perhaps even more about loss.Wilson who plays Dwight Schrute in NBC series, tweeted late Sunday night after Carell lost, it will be his last shot ever Emmy glory (Jim Parsons) to be: ".. The world of television should be ashamed that Steve Carell never won an Emmy for Michael Gary Scott Goodnight "Before that, Wilson sounds of his show, the odds of winning the award for Best Comedy Series:" The office has approximately zero chance to win this year because of the occupation, relegated to the line U & V "Ouch.Source: Twitter on the image below, click to bubble fashion and style of the Emmys Sunday night!